Review of Helen of Helen, Leeds

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Small terraced house, very smart, clean and tidy. Parked car on drive and highish hedges gave an air of security and discretion.

Average height, slim, short tousled ash blonde hair, very attractive. Age wise I've no idea. She could have been anything from early thirties to mid-forties. Certainly she was very attractive with a slim body and a pretty face and an incredibly sexy manner.

I was shown into a bedroom where I shed my clothes and thence into the bathroom where a hot bath awaited. This was particularly inviting as a) I hadn't had a bath in years and b) I was camping up in Yorkshire for the weekend and hadn't had a shower that morning either. While I relaxed in the bath Helen ascertained that my periscope was still working and then left me to my ablutions so naturally I had a shave as well (I'd brought my toilet bag in from the car). By now thoroughly relaxed I entered the 'Experience' room where Helen lay naked on the massage table. I then proceeded to a give a feeble impersonation of a reverse massage which, thankfully was over fairly quickly. Then the real experience began. I can only describe as the nearest I've ever come to sexual intercourse without actually achieving it. It must be the ultimate tease and I can heartily recommend it to anyone with any interest in the opposite sex. To describe it as a massage does not do it justice. To call it a happy ending is an insult. It was the most intense non-sexual encounter I have ever experienced. I am left wishing I lived in Leeds and there can't be many who have said that.
Visit this lady at your peril, life will never be the same afterwards. I will most certainly return, again and again.