Review of Tina of House of Divine, London

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HOD2 - less polished than South Ken but somehow homelier and more comfortable for it. I particularly like the brass plaque outside it that says 'established 2003'. It may well be true; it also makes me think of the 1000s of satisfied punters that have been through the various HOD doors since then.

Gawjus. Olive-skinned, softly-spoken Romanian with a very pretty face, full, kissable lips, the softest skin this side of a Nivea ad, and a figure to dream about. Pert breasts (a good handful), an arse I could look at and feast on for hours, and a pretty, and pretty responsive, pussy. She's seriously hot.

This was my second visit of the last 3 weeks. She's really very good at her job - I was rock-hard throughout and left with a big smile on my face. Highlights included: an erotic massage, a very sexy 69, me licking her sweet, wet pussy with a finger up her arse and Tina moving up and down on it, slow mish, doggy, Tina face-down on the bed with me on top, and finally CIM with me standing up and her on all fours facing me. Like I say, she's seriously hot.

Actually, on second thoughts, she was rubbish, and the only reason I'll be back (soon) is out of charity. I really wouldn't bother if I were you :-).