Review of Gabby of House of Divine, London

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HOD II. Nothing to add, other than that Rhianna was in charge. While - see previous - the other chatelaines are v. nice, Rhianna is the best. As she giggles. And her txts are just a teeny bit flirty. And I would rather like to have sex with her. :)

(this punt happened some days ago, but for the life of me i can't remember what day or what time. oh dear. it's started...)

Gabby has a truly spectacular body. She has the classic page three shape - slim, curvy, genuinely big, gravity defying boobs - of the sort that i haven’t seen for ages. As the years role by, and my ‘whore mongering’ takes me hither and yon, i do increasingly love the killer bod. She is also pretty and has nice teeth.

(I think she looks like someone. Either someone famous - someone minor TV celebrity presenter like Caroline Flack, or some contestant off the X factor. Or someone I know personally from way back. I hope it’s not the latter. Can some of you dirty beggars go and shag her, and tell me who she looks like? Thanks)

This punt took the form of:

Fondling + OWO + missionary + cowgirl + a position where you move from cowgirl to both sitting upright facing each other while remaining in coitus (what’s that called?) = a big, messy COB.

No FK, which is a shame.

She’s not total dynamite in the bedroom, like Amy, or Pixie, and I've just read a review from Mr B. (always a very reliable reviewer, IMHO) who doesn't really rate her. But think I will be back when she is on the rota and I can get away - her boobs have the power to overcome all doubts. I plan to pull her top down, and then ask her to sit on my cock for 20 mins while i marvel at the aforementioned boobs. In fact, what I would really like to do is book her in the en suite at HOD 1 for an hour, start off with her in the shower, and then see where things end up. Maybe take along a bottle of fizz, and see if she could be persuaded to have a small glass, which might break down a few barriers.

“Let me get this straight, Mr P - you want to ply a pretty teenager with drink, take off her clothes and then perform a sex act on her?” Er...yes. I acknowledge that this plan does come with a hint of the ‘Jimmy Savilles’.

I did have to crack one off when I got home. I think this is always a good sign. Maybe PN should add a category to the review process:

“Is the Lady Recommended?:

1. Yes
2. Yes - so much so, I had to crack one off when I got home
3. No
4. Neutral”