Review of Angelica of House of Divine, London

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HOD II - the (rather gorgeous) blonde receptionist (whose name escapes me) doesn’t treat me with quite the same flirty reverence that I get from Rhianna at the other HOD. I had booked this meeting with about 30 minutes notice, I think I was the last man in and I’m sure everyone was keen to go home as it was the hottest day of the year. But I don’t need to know that, if you see what I mean.

But maybe that’s because - unlike Rhianna - she hasn’t experienced that mystical experience that is widely known on the London punting scene as ‘Phillipo Love’. I guess that will happen soon (just joking, pretty blonde lady. LOL)

Angelica is pretty special. For one thing, I can’t think of many WG’s who are 30, who say they are 30 one their website, but who really do look 25. She is smart and sweet, which is a pretty devastating combination, and she has lovely boobs.

Talking - as we were - about 'Phillipo Love', Angelica was the latest fortunate recipient of this special mix of the frantic, usually needy yet generous, sometimes weirdly selfish, at all times rather desperate, lovemaking. Which is my signature. (And again, ‘LOL’)

There is a lovely sense of authenticity about her - I certainly thought we bonded very quickly and had a mutually enjoyable little tryst. After my shower, she sucked my rapidly rock hard cock like it was her new best friend. She also does that thing where she locks eyes with you throughout. I really, really love that. And she is a wonderful, uninhibited kisser.

I’m beginning to think that my lengthy search for the mythical 19 year old, busty-yet-skinny blonde Working Girl is precisely that - a myth. So ‘Phillipo’ will return to administer large portions of ‘Phillipo Love’ to Angelica in the near future.

(er...why is my PN name ‘Phillipo’? I can’t remember. Weird. I wonder if I can change it? I shall come up with some alternatives. How about ‘Pippi Long Cocking’? ‘Tharg the Magnificent’? Or maybe ‘Dick Shaggington, Bawd Mayor of Lon-Dom’? Some more thought is required here. Mind you, I would struggle to make bookings if I was called ‘Pippi Long Cocking’. “Yes sir, she’s a genuine size 8.....7.30 for 30 minutes? That’s fine. And your name?....‘Pippi Long Cocking’? How are you spelling that, sir?”)

And thrice LOL. I’m on fire tonight.