Review of Lara of House of Divine, London

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See previous. Slightly barmy, and protracted, wait for the shower at the start. God knows what the bloke was doing in there. We ? me, the maid and Lara - all seemed equally baffled. Maybe he was desperately trying to wash away the sin he had just committed. No chance, mate! The ?multitudinous seas incarnadine? and all that. LOL.

Lovely, lovely girl. Dazzling smile, pretty and super friendly. Her body shape is not the petite type that I usually go for, but she is very bonny.

Lara could snog for England. Extraordinary. And she gave me a lovely, sensual session, which for me was all about the elusive art of ?faux lovemaking?. And I was very happy with that. It is all about the snogging for me. It?s taken me three years to realize this.

And then a lovely surprise at the end ? I?m not always one for asking at the start of the punt what is on the menu, so I asked towards the end where I was allowed to come (face, boobs, mouth etc). Lara made it pretty clear that none of these were on offer during a 30 minute booking. Fair enough, I thought and I carried on thrusting away. Just as I was preparing to fill the condom, she executed a neat withdrawal, whipped off the condom and proceeded to suck me dry. Awesome ? beautifully engineered and totally unexpected.

Pixie did something similar to me last week in the same place. On the way out we both ended up in the bathroom to allow the next punter to have clear access. She turned the light out and snogged my face off for thirty seconds. How sexy is that? Punt over, money in pocket, me dressed and ready to depart, and still she delivered a fabulous final frisson.

?Under promise and over deliver?, girls. It may be the key to the kingdom.