Review of Jane of House of Divine, London

Click here to report a concern about this review

Click here for a PDF printable version

HOD II is entirely fit for purpose, very professional and friendly. In the same block I think as the Euston Road legend Dani Lovejoy, lately retired to Denmark, so it was familiar territory. Very anonymous on the outside, which is my preference.

Jane has fabulous cascading auburn hair, stunning eyes and a super smile. She?s not 21 (she says 28 on the web) and in that, she?s a bit like the marvelous, peerless Miss Pink Cupcakes. She?s timeless. And she, too, also has big knockers.

I felt I had to visit HOD II, just so I could tick it off on the list. I?ve been flirting with the ?100/hr brigade of late, so HOD is a bit pricey for me. But actually it?s not pricey, as you know you won?t be taking a gamble, at roughly one-to-two on, that the door will be opened by some dodgy old boiler, who hates her job and you in equal measure. I?m not bitter.

Jane and I exchanged soft kisses, she rubbed her lovely boobs all over my tired body, we shagged like bunnies, I went home happy. She offered me the trusty ?CIM?, but instead I opted to come on her breasts. I guess they spoke directly to me - all creamy smooth and soft - and I felt compelled to answer their command. And my answer was?er?.?squirt, splurt, splash?.