Review of Cherry of Invasian Asian Escorts London, London

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Area was fine, flat seemed fine. Then I saw some bugs. Didn't spend too much time checking if they were cockcroaches or not

As per website

Awful

Some of you might remember the Bubbles character from ?Absolutely Fabulous?. Imagine what she?d be like if she was Thai and had on coke and you?ll get an idea of Cherry.

She was all over the shop from the moment I walked through the door, darting around all over the place, as if she were in a rush ? even though I gave the agency plenty of notice for the appointment. Had the obligatory shower and waited for her to settle down, she kept telling me not to wait for her (wouldn?t things have been one-side if I hadn?t waited?). Twenty minutes later, and still tightly wound up, she got to work.

No kissing, no fondling, no dirty talk, no B2B, she just stuck her mouth over my cock and then tried to get a vibrator up my arse. I managed to come but I was so uncomfortable with her rushing around the place and the lack of attention paid to me beforehand that I should have trusted my instincts and left there and then. But then I wouldn?t have seen how mental things subsequently turned out.

She offered me a massage. What else was I going to do but accept? Sex wasn't on the menu...Yes, you guessed it, she rushed the massage as well. At this point she took a small blue toy guitar (you sometimes see these with Mexican mariachi bands) that was mounted on her wall, disappeared off to the toilet with it and then started to strum a few chords. WTF??!? The ?piece de resistance? however was telling me that as a Buddhist, re-incarnation was an important part of her beliefs and did I believe in God? What would have happened if I said no? She then started to show me a clip from Thai TV on the internet about someone who could tell the future blah blah blah. I stopped listening to her at this point, made my excuses and left.

I?m getting really pissed off with Thai girls. I get pissed off with the lack of customer service, I get pissed off with the fact that they?re so obsessed with cleaning you, you know that if they could get away with putting you in sheep dip, they would and I get pissed off with what is now standard behaviour of stopping whatever they?re doing to answer texts or phone calls. Places like HoD get good reputations and show that quality doesn?t imply a high price.

If you are the sort of guy who believes in reincarnation, doesn?t like erections and wants to fuck Bubbles, then she?s perfect but IMHO there are others out there far far better.