Review of Rita of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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Place was nice enough, smell of cigarette smoke though.

A middle aged woman with enormous tits.

Very strange punt. I arrived and we had a fairly long chat. She is a lot older than her photos suggest. I'd say easily 35, probably closer to 40. She volunteered that her photo has been photoshopped.

She speaks excellent English and was quite forthcoming about her previous life as she puffed on a cigarette. She expressed some rather politically incorrect views about her previous punters. She asked me what I wanted to drink. I suggested beer. She said "do I look like I drink beer". The true answer would have been "yes, rather a lot", but I didn't say so. She openend some wine.

After a while we went to the bedroom. She took her top off to show some enormous (natural) breasts and an almost equally substantial stomach. She said I was the first punter not to comment on her tits. I was more worried about getting squashed.

An average blow job ensued, followed by some bouncing around in cowgirl (I wasn't squashed).

We made a half-hearted attempt at round two, but I wasn't into it. She was quite rude and accused me of watching the TV rather than trying to get hard again (fair cop). She then started to say that I didn't like girls, asked me if I was a virgin/gay/on drink/on drugs. Unfortunately I was too polite to give her a truthful answer and left after about 35 mins. I left feeling like I'd spent money to be humiliated by someone I wouldn't want to fuck if it was offered on a plate for free. I suppose some people are into that sort of thing, but not me.

Overall - a horrible punt and a total waste of money.