Review of Blair of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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Very difficult to find due to confusion over other flat in similar location. Nice enough flat once found.

Very attractive young woman, Great body, though her face had a little photoshop work done.

First off, I should have checked for a field report for Blair before going to see her, as the neg from December would have been sufficient warning to put me off. This was one of the worst punts of my long career.

It was so bad I left after 10 minutes, and I'm a guy who can usually rescue any punt by rubbing one out myself in proximity to a pretty woman. But sadly even this was beyond me with Blair.

She wasn't just uninterested, she looked so sad I thought someone had kicked her puppy. Everything that could be off limits was, and her abilities were on a par with my first girlfriend all those decades ago who had never seen a dick before.

I even entertained the possibility that she was being coerced into her non-chosen career, and briefly considered calling an 0800 number to report possible trafficking.

Guys, you need to stay clear of this woman, for the sake of your wallet, but also for her sake, as she's clearly as cut out for her chosen profession as a dolphin is for stock car racing.

I'm seriously disappointed with Barracuda, as I've come to expect better from them, but I haven't used them in a year, so it looks like things there have changed.

Anyway, most expensive 10 minutes of my life, but I'm glad I didn't waste any more time with her.