Review of Billie of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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A nicely presented 1st floor apartment near the shopping centre. The bedroom allocated was immaculately clean and well decorated. Nice bathing facilities with the proper toiletries.

Absolutely stunning busty blonde with the perfect curves. Not just gorgeous but extremely sexy too. Put Sharon Stone (in Basic Instinct), Debbie Harry (of Blondie) and Barbara Windsor (from the Carry On movie days) in a mixer / blender together with some hot sauce and the end result will be Billie in terms of looks and sex appeal.

Billie is just as wonderful a person from the inside as she is from the outside. This is no exaggeration.

I was running late on what was the first rainy day in weeks. I twice had to reschedule my original 11:30 am appointment to what became a revised 12:30 pm start time.

The lady (maid) on the telephone, Lottie, was very nice and accommodating. Lottie sounds so sexy and seductive over the phone that I considered abandoning my appointment and instead having telephone sex with her. The agency should seriously consider using 0900 numbers when they have Lottie at the other end.

My original plan was to first see Billie and about 3 hours later see one of the other ladies at the agency. I was introduced to three other ladies, Maxine, Mei and Pippa. They were all lovely and I confirmed that I would return at 4 pm and choose any one of the three (subject to their availability) when I came back after my time with Billie.

Billie was actually working at an adjacent apartment, so off I went.

A gentle knock on the door, and Billie opened it. Immediately I became speechless and went numb; just stunned by what lay in front of me. I am a fluent talker but I suddenly started stammering. This all reminded me of the scenes from the 60s Carry On movies in which how Sidney James and the other sex starved male members of the Carry On gang would react when they saw Barbara Windsor walking by!

I went into the bedroom hoping for a nice GFE mixed in with some PSE; but what I got from Billie was the ?BE? aka the Billy Experience. This is a whole new dimension in lovemaking that in my opinion renders the GFE and PSE as obsolete. It is a combination of the best of GSE and PSE. Only Billie can provide such an experience. The ?BE? is like having something doused in petrol just waiting to be ignited with a real spark. If you can provide the real spark like I did, then Billy will be on absolute fire. In that case I suggest you carry your emergency contact details, your blood group type and your organ donor card with you, just in case the ?BE? becomes too much to handle for you.

What went on in the bedroom between Billie and I is strictly private. All I will say is that in my entire life I have never encountered such passionate lovemaking with such a wonderful person.

Billie should write books on lovemaking; not lovemaking for dummies but books on advance love making techniques. A good book title would be ?How to become a sex connoisseur the Billie Way?. If Billie becomes an author of such books, then I am sure she will become the adult version of J.K.Rowling.

I am now already seriously addicted to Billie. The day she stops working, I may commit suicide, unless of course Billie decides to marry me!

Finally, what happened to my planned second punt of the day with one of the three other ladies at Annabellas? Well??surprise surprise?, I decided to repeat with Billie again later the same day for an even longer and even more passionate encounter!

Will I return to see Billie? What a silly question!