Review of Dita of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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Decadent Divas is the latest HoD spin off, run by Natalia, one of the lovelier ladies from the Divine empire. The flat -- in Campbell Park, to the east of CMK -- is very nicely appointed though if I had a slight quibble, the parking isn't absolutely brilliant (in the summer, I'd probably park at John Lewis and walk down.) But otherwise, HoD regulars will know what to expect (and won't be disappointed!)

Pocket rocket. True size 6, about 5 foot not very much, very low body fat, but everything beautifully in proportion. Think gymnast and you'd be about right. Really pretty face too. Fully shaved (for the record.) A stunner. If you like the petite type, you couldn't do better.

Dita is a force of nature; a real livewire. She's bursting with personality, sense of humour, very full on. If you want a girl who engages with you, she's the one. A real handful. From the moment she walked in (I was in the bathroom) she was going full tilt both verbally and physically.

She is absolutely fantastic at her job, and I can see why she already has a number of very good field reports. She's a full participant in the action, is very responsive, takes a lead (in a nice way) and as I think another reviewer said, she's rather like "the girlfriend who would." My guess is that she will rather quickly become something of a legend.

If I am absolutely honest -- while I would highly recommend her and would quite possibly see her again -- I did find her a little too much to handle. My personal taste runs to punting being a source of relaxation as much as "action" and as brilliant as Dita is, I wouldn't describe her as a low-key half hour. But that's really just me. She's exceptional.

Lastly, the price is not a typo. It was a Twitter offer and was so ridiculously low that I actually drove a 40 mile round trip on the spur of the moment just to see Dita. Proves that marketing works!