Review of Abbie of Max's Angels, London

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Quite nice apartment a stones throw from Trafalgar Square.

English girl something around 26, maybe touch older. Disappointing looks, ok looking but unremarkable, not as attractive and not slim as in pictures. Typical mid/late 20s, ordinary English girl, untoned body.

This wasn?t a happy one, total dud. From her page and feedback on the site I thought I would be going to heaven with an angel so I booked 90min at ?275. However if thats angels I think Ill take the hell option! First the looks, what was presented yesterday was nowhere near a ?200 girl. Secondly the service would have been offensive if it hadnt been so laughable. It admirably took standards of professionalism into new territory. Arrived bang on time. Was kept waiting at the buzzer. Buzzed again. Another gap then buzzed in. Up to flat. Door open but no one to greet me. Wander in. Girl is in lounge hurriedly finishing dressing. Has something vaguely sexy on but not what I had requested on booking. She hadn?t read the whole booking text. Friendly enough in a slightly forced way and gets me a drink padding around in stockinged feet. Not a good look or a turn on especially when youre not tall and slender. Ask if we can have some shoes. Agreed and I take a shower. Girl now chewing what seems to be gum. Come out of shower and girl on the sofa using her phone. No shoes. ?Sorry didn?t realise you had finished?. Phone put down, shoes eventually found. Good. Oh dear she also seems to have odd hold-ups on, legs not matching. Ok lets take advantage, why not change to what I originally requested ie stockings and suspenders. Hoping to inject some much needed allure into the situation suggest a maid costume as well. A crumpled outfit is pulled out of a suitcase and suspenders put on. Girl cant fix to stockings so do it myself. Hey presto! Girl ready and wearing what I requested! Shame its 20 minutes into my time but never mind. Shame she still doesn?t look hot despite crumpled outfit. But decide must try and make a go of something. Try a kiss and a cuddle on sofa. Only thing growing is a sinking feeling. Move to bed. Fortunately chewing gum now gone without me having to ask. However combination of previous charade and what is quite an unfit girl meant JT was having none of it. Realisation finally dawned this was a no hoper. Out of the door 40min into the 90. Girl refunded ?75 of the ?275. Waste of ?200 and my time. Im just amazed. How she stays in business with that level of service at that standard of looks is beyond me. Looks like there are a lot of people around who havnt seen the dazzling European girls in town.

As a further note treat this website with caution. Their communication of requests to the girls has been unreliable each time I tried, if that?s important to you. But mainly the pictures and the hyperbole in the feedback on the site can give a promise that is not matched by reality. I was certainly taken in by it. And after seeing two of the girls for real Im really wondering how genuine the feedback is. I did see one good girl on the site which got me started. Then a similar one to this which I fortunately bailed out of before starting. Then this one which Im kicking myself for not doing so.