Review of Shauna of Kiss Kiss Massage, Central London

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Kiss Kiss Massage. For me, it?s like going home. Only with sex and fags. And I mean going home in a metaphorical sense. Not going to my home. Where sex and fags are in short supply. Natch!

(My name is on the Kiss Kiss house phone. I wonder what it says in the listing? I can only think it says ?this man will urgently need fags, beer and then sex?. Which would be pretty much on the money)

Dazzling little French girl, who is slim but delightfully curvy. Teeny-tiny breasts. Tousled jet black hair. On reflection, really rather gorgeous, not least because of her self-evident capacity for conversation. Therein lies proper, sexy glamour for me. There are not many girls out there who can talk with passion about Napoli and French cuisine. I guess it?s all in the eyes, and if there is not much going on behind them, then ultimately all this is a glorified ? and expensive ? exercise in masturbation.

I?m not sure how to review this experience. On balance I think Shauna is a cracker, and exactly my type. But she doesn?t do kissing ? or at least didn?t want to kiss me on this visit ? which was a pity. Girls of this quality are just crying out to be kissed and kissed hard. I shall return and try and talk her round - all the while respecting the inalienable right of a woman in this sort of work to choose. Respecting and understanding. (does this last bit sound pompous? Sorry!)

A short rif on restrictions. The magnetic Gemma at the same venue ? now long gone ? would never let me go down on her, over many visits. In a funny kind of way, this sort of restriction rather turns me on, but only if the girl is a ?stunna? and has me hooked. What's all that about? Although kissing is number one on my menu, so I?m not sure if I can do without it for long.

Apart from this, Shauna gives a raunchy BJ and an athletic and committed shag. I think she said she was pretty new to all this, and although she didn?t say this to me, she does feel like one of those WG?s who are passing through the industry rather quickly, on a journey to somewhere more salubrious. Which - in itself - is very sexy. Grab her while you can. I certainly intend to.