Review of Monica of Kiss Kiss Massage, Central London

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On a cold and wet day like today, Kiss Kiss really hits the spot. I?ve decided what I really want here is my own wingback chair and a selection of periodicals in the corner of the back room ? bit like a gentleman?s club. Ten minutes sitting in that when I arrive, a little snooze, and then down to action with the lady of my choice (maybe I could start smoking a pipe?) If any other punter tries to sit in my chair, there?s going to be trouble. I?m going to suggest it to the Maitre De, Saskia, next time I visit. Saskia, who BTW was looking very gorgeous tonight, will fix me with her finest quizzical look, smile and say ?sounds like a plan, Phil?. Ha!

Monica is a lithe and lovely Estonian. Tell her how much you like her hair ? of which she is unnecessarily and very endearingly self conscious ? and she will love you forever.

Should I review Monica? She?s so sweet and friendly, that I would really rather keep her to myself. But I guess this goes against all the rules. So, for me, she gives a perfect half an hour (actually more like 45 mins) of ?girlfriend?- an entertaining chat over a fag, lots of fabulous snogging and cuddling, then a seriously intense and sweaty shag. And a just hint that she is really rather enjoying herself, which I find the ultimate turn on. However delusional I might be! And for that, she knocks all of the other girls I?ve had in recent months into a cocked hat. I can?t write any more ? she?s worn me out.