Review of Gemma of Kelly's Angels, Swindon

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Tatty but clean house on the Cricklade Rd, Central Swindon. Front room looked like it was occupied by students but upstairs tidy and clean. Wasnt there to judge the furnishings and after all, You dont look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire!!

Before I start, I'd like to say that I wish the girls would be more correct on the phone with their crudentials. I'm sure many a man can relate to me on this one. I arrived at Kellys rather ecpecting to see the sexy size 10 - 12 well known page 3 model lookalike (which was promised on the phone! Hmm) What a dampener to the shit day I was havin already! I was here now so opted for the thinner bird of the 2. Gemma! Quite a pretty face with a very slim boyish figure, was rather worried at first at her weight but she certainly makes up for this with her saucy attitude! ok size tits an a few small tatts here n there, not much of an arse (if your an arse man!)

Would of been nice to have had the GF experience but if truth be told I found this service very cold and clinical. Maybe I just dont gel with the younger ones but I did feel rather under pressure to rush (i caught her clock watching more than once). Once I'd shot my load I felt she wanted me out the way asap! Have rung back a few times since to see if theres any other ladies working but it seems to always be the same ones everyday!