Review of Honey of Intimate Massage, Bedford

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From the outside, not discreet. On a main road, right next door to an Indian restaraunt whose frontage is floor to ceiling window. Its denizens would probably choke on their poppadums if they knew what was going on only feet away. To add to the lack of subtlety (and I thought such anachronisms had by now largely disappeared) some genius has thought to illuminate Intimate's doorway with -- you guessed it -- a red light so for those passers by who weren't quite sure what was going on at number 66 (or whatever number it is), hey, there's the equivalent of a bloody great ad saying "whorehouse." And there was me, after nothing more than a backrub. Such minor quibbles aside, Intimate is a clean, well furnished, and pleasant place with photos of the girls on the walls and a very friendly and helpful maid.

I was introduced to Honey and Carmen. I have to say, in body Carmen is delightful; petite, schoolgirl...well, if you've seen the photos on the site you already know and usually I'd have chosen that look in a heartbeat. But, I'm afraid, whether it was shyness or sulkiness on her part she made no eye contact and didn't smile at all in our brief introduction so that put paid to that. Honey, in contrast, was a delight; again, no need for physical description as her photos on the website are accurate but all smiles, conversation, sweetness and light. In contast to what at least one other report has said, she was also complimentary about the other girls so if nothing else she has learned from her mistakes which goes to prove if nothing else that FRs are read and do appear to work (at least some of the time.)

Honey is young and she is slightly immature. She's self confident, though my sense is that that's her nature rather than any real arrogance, and she is very much full of beans. She goes at everything full-on though I suspect that that's an error of youth rather than any overt lack of judgement...she simply hasn't matured to the degree that she's realised that speed isn't everything and some of us like to move slowly; one step at a time. I think she has a preconceived notion that every punter expects a wall-to-wall, cram it all in, value for money experience and that's what she tries to give.

All of which makes this review quite difficult. She's a lovely girl, she has a great personality, and she really wants to please. But I wouldn't describe her as relaxed, relaxing, or (in so far as punting can be in the first place) intimate. Actually, a punt with honey is surprisingly like what I suspect a real-life date with an 18/19 year old would be like; fantastic body, but not an enormous idea of what to do with it; how to please.

I don't want to criticise her; I liked her a lot personally but if I was totally honest the main pleasure to be had with Honey is simply finding yourself naked with a very, very attractive girl. Beyond that, the rest really isn't all that memorable. So, recommended with the provisos above but I probably wouldn't visit Honey again.