Review of Candice of Gallery, Manchester

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Near entrance, ok room with shower.

3 girls on but only 2 available when I arrived. Each one when asked to introduce themselves came out of a back room into a corridor a good 10 feet away from me said hello then returned to their room, I saw them for about 2 seconds each so didn't really have the time to make a proper choice. I think I've been spoiled by the girls at World Famous Babes who shake hands give you a kiss and then hang around the bar while they serve you a drink before asking you to choose. Both girls looked ok but not in the WFB league I'm afraid. I chose Candice.

Had a shower then Candice arrived wearing a nice see through outfit with skimpy panties underneath. Don't know why some girls bother with sexy underwear if the first thing they're going to do when they walk in is strip out of it. Before I had a chance to ask her to leave it on during the massage it was off! Pointless wearing it really, she may have well just worn a dressing gown and stepped out of it. A bit annoying really because the maid had spent a long time on the phone describing what the girls where all wearing - what's the point eh?

Candice was quite chatty and the massage was ok, lots of rubbing her tits on my back, but as soon as I turned over it was a little fumbling then straight into a quick covered BJ (BBBJ was ?20 extra!) followed by 'Which way do you want me?' I felt like asking for the rest of the blowjob as I wasn't really ready. I know some guys only have to look at a pair of tits then they whitewash the ceiling, but I like a nice bit of foreplay and oral and always hate rushed sex, it turns me right off! Sure enough when she sat astride me Mr Stiffy wasn't ready.

We tried doggy then she asked if she should finish me off by hand. 'Finish me off!' we'd only been at it about 10 minutes.

I said I'd like to try mish, she didn't seem happy but agreed on condition that I didn't kiss her, which was strange as I hadn't even tried. By this stage I was getting a little pissed off with her. The massage had got me going a little but the half a BJ had had a negative effect and I began to wonder if she was ever going to make me cum.

I eventually plucked up the courage to ask for the rest of the Bj which was a mistake as the speed her mouth moved at almost caused sparks to fly off my knob. Again I know to some guys this is a sure fire way to shoot your load but why do some WGs assume it works on all of us? I actually prefer it nice and slow but couldn't be arsed asking Candice as she didn't seem eager to do anything except get the whole thing over with.

Her BJ was doing nothing so I suggested she do what she'd earlier offered and finish me off by hand, again I almost saw sparks as her hand moved like someone had pressed her fast forward button. I decided to take control and asked her if I could cum on her tits. She said she'd rather carry on with the HJ rather than mess around. Well that's ok darling, rather than mess around, next time I'll go to a proper parlour where I'll get someone who wants to perform a service and not just relieve me of my cash.

I told her that at that speed I was never going to cum and asked her to slow right down. Within seconds I started to cum but the bitch moved her hand from the end of my knob to the base to avoid getting cum on it. Can you believe that? Half way through cumming and she moves her hand away. A second later she took her hand right off even though I was obvioulsy still cumming.

She handed me some tissues then said she was dying to go to the loo. While she was gone I cleaned up, had a shower and got dressed. Must have been a long pee because when she returned she was dressed.

Again I think I've been spoiled at places like WFB and Toucan, but there's something nice about the girl staying in the room and chatting while you both dress. This obviously doesn't happen here because on the way out I saw another girl dashing naked from a room into the kitchen. What's the problem with spending just 5 mins with the punter and having a chat?

Candice told me they're moving soon to a new place and it'll be the best parlour in the area. Er, no - sorry it won't! At least not until you get better staff.

I'd like to start a new phrase if I may to be used on those occasions when you've paid to be in a room with someone and know it's a mistake but feel that you'd be throwing money down the drain if you didn't get something out of it. On those occasions what else can you do but CAGOF. Cum And Get Out Fast! (or past tense Came And Got Out Fast!)

Candice at Gallery was definitely a CAGOF.