Review of Faye & Tia of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Having operated for around 20 years, Ego Massage is very widely and positively reviewed. Booking is easy and there's plenty of parking, it's a clean, well-maintained and professional place. I just wish I knew it existed years ago.

Perhaps their website profiles are a little out of date, but both Faye and Tia are lovely and easy to talk to (not always a given for me), look great and keen to please. I'd say quite a strong 'girlfriend' vibe to both. Also, big boobies. Looks get a punter through the door, but it's personality and demeanour that get them coming back, and I'm certain I'll be seing both again.

I'd seen both Faye and Tia individually before, Faye a couple of times and, having been told they knew each other outside the business, booked a session with Tia specifically with a view to booking a 4-hander and knew I'd found the right two for me. I hadn't intended to book it so soon after seeing Tia but their schedules coalesced just over a week later, so I thought fuck it. I'd previously tried a duo booking at Annabella's but, not being James Bond or one of those types of fellas, found that it wasn't really for me. I was confident this would be more up my street.

I was already on the table when they came in and they wasted no time in getting started. To be honest it's all a bit of a blur as my brain basically made the Windows shutdown noise when they started and didn't boot up again until I was in the shower, but there were very few moments when my cock and balls weren't getting fondled by at least one of them, or when I wasn't having boobs pressed into me. While face down I completely lost track as to who was where, but there wasn't a second that I wasn't being taken care of to some extent. Then came the turn over and I can confirm that having four tits in your face is exactly as good as you think it's going to be, especially these four. Tia threw in just a little bit of dirty talk, which is enough for me, and they were both very happy to have their bum or boobs fondled and nipples sucked. And they remembered what's going on in my life that we talked about before and asked how things are going, which is nice.

£220 for an hour (or more like 45 minutes, if you discount the shower time) is an awful lot of money. I'm not sure it was money well spent, but it was certainly money enjoyably spent. One to keep for a rare treat.