Review of Faye of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Ego is already thoroughly described as a clean, well-maintained place. I'd prefer it if the entrance weren't quite as visible to the car park, but it is what it is. Standing at the door and stepping though into the hall, I always get a whiff of whatever cleaning product they use that always reminds me of a newly-cleaned village hall or swimming pool changing rooms when I was a kid.

Faye was great. Attractive, very nice and easy to get on with, looked like her photos and with lovely, soft, DD boobs.

With maybe up to 10 trips to Ego Massage and Annabella's under my belt, it was my appointment with Faye that prompted me to register and leave a review. While the services offered at Ego are limited, Faye provided what is offered with such good humour, care, thought and aplomb, that it was easily my most enjoyable experience. Friendly and easy to talk to, she attended to me as an individual with specific desires rather than just going through the motions to complete the appointment. One of the main reasons I decided to book Faye was for her 36DD's and I mentioned that I really missed boobs since a recent break-up and loved having them in my face. Now, I've mentioned this to other girls and generally they mostly just shove them in my face for a few seconds then go back to whatever standard thing they were doing, but Faye seemed to get it and really went to town. Perhaps it was simply because she was so easy to talk to that I was more forward in expressing my desires, but either way I had soft, large, oiled tits in my face for ages and it was great. Not for long enough, but then, it never is. The ending was also good and done with care and she seemed to start earlier than I remmeber from other appointments, whihch was nice. I usually find the last 5 or 10 minutes super awkward, but not so here, with some decent chat at the end while we sorted ourselves out (I dislike the fact the showers are taken during the appointment time, but that's not her fault). If money were no object I'd probably have gone back the next day, but I couldn't justify it. As soon as I can, she'll be the first girl I book twice.