Review of Angelina of Cosmopolitan, Manchester

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Very nice set-up. Cosmo is well equipped, spotlessly clean and comfortable with a shower in the room. Advertises a 'sauna', but there isn't one - but that's hardly a problem, is it?

Above average height with good, enhanced boobs and a nice smile. Average to slim build, and in her late twenties, maybe? Fully shaved pussy. Friendly and chatty.

Angelina was good fun, and knew what she was doing. My gripes are more with the parlour itself. The quoted price was £40 for 30 minutes. This seemed extremely good value, so I specifically checked that this was all-inclusive, and the receptionist told me it was.

It was not.

Angelina and I went up to the room, and she asked if she could take a shower before we began. This seemed a bit odd (hadn't she showered beforehand?) but it was a turn-on watching her naked, so I didn't object.

Onto the bed, and the requests for more money started. French kissing? An extra £10. (For this she allowed the tips of our tongues to touch, but no more than that.) Lick my balls? Of course, but that was another £10. Oral sex? Another £10. And so forth.

But, as I say, she knew what she was doing and did it well (although it was a bit impersonal). She joked and teased me that I kept glancing at my watch, but it was a good thing I did, because after a while she said she needed to nip out to use the loo. After about 20 seconds (who can pee that fast?) she was back, and told me my time was up, and I had to get dressed – unless I wanted to pay for another half hour. I checked my watch again. I had been in the building for precisely 30 minutes, so my time included checking in, paying the receptionist, and watching Angelina shower...

She was reluctant to do any more at all, and I wondered if I was going to have to finish myself off afterwards, but seeing how close I was to cumming she quickly gave me a hand-job to finish. Not so much a happy ending as a rushed one.

So I can't fault the girl, but Cosmo seemed very much set up to make money for the owners rather than to provide pleasure for the punters.

I won't be going back.