Review of Emmy of House of Divine, London

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Nice and discreet, shower facilities available.

The slightly blurred photos on her profile provides an moderate impression of what to expect. Mid 20s, fairly attractive, slim, average height, medium breasts (didn't look as bust as profile pics). Fully shaved, reported to be Romanian on her profile but she said she was from Belgium.

Upon arrival the maid offered me a drink, Emmy arrived into the room asking how long I would like to stay, I replied 30mins and she requested for the paperwork, I'm guessing it was a slow day. I took out my designer brand wallet with £200 inside it which I guess she noticed.

Emmy offered me a massage so I said sure, the massage was pretty weak and during the massage she asked if I wanted special service, I said no TY, and she asked me what would I like to do, I replied BJ & sex with positions, so she asked me whether I wanted OWO so I had no reasons to say no, she then told me that's extra £20, on her profile it states kissing and owo included but I recon she had a quiet day at work and she spotted the extra paperwork I had in my wallet so she thought I was an easy victim to rip off. So I concluded the discussion with I will just opt for OW then at no extra cost, the OW was weak, amateur like technique and lack of enthusiasm, after 3mins or so she tried rushing me into having sex so I insisted she should continuing with giving me more OW, she proceeded for another 2mins or so and asked whether I'm ready yet, in my head I was thinking FFS whats the rush, so I responded whatever lets start with you on top then, she had the cheek to say I think its better if you go on top, I insisted I prefer to start the action with her on top, she rod me for 2mins if that then asked me to go on top, whilst we were in missionary position, every 10 secs she was asking me whether I had cum yet.......is she for real, when I requested to change to the spoon position she said she don't do that only doggy so I said in that case lets stay in missionary for a bit more before switching to doggy, she was constantly rushing me to cum so I totally lost my mood and told her to change positions to doggy, I was so fed up so I just pounded her so I could cum quickly. There were still 10mins left from my 30mins booking but it seems like she had no interest for me to play with her boobs or give me another brief massage once I have popped.

As things turned out, it was an awful experience and waste of money as the whole session lasted for less then 20mins, normally the girls from HOD tend to provide a excellent service where if you pop your load before your time is up, they would offer you a massage or let you play with their body until the time is up or just lay in bed and have a casual chat with u.