Review of Helen of House of Divine, London

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HOD2, described numerous other times in other reviews. Pleasant and discreet.

Tall, pretty natural redhead with large fake breasts (I noticed the surgery scars under her breasts when I went down on her and I’m amused by the amount of punters who think they’re natural. I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere about men being unobservant or looking with their eyes closed) hips and a very nice tight, tasty pussy.

Personally I have a preference for women who are entirely natural but Helen’s augmented bosom was not a turn off as it is very well done. I just think that the house should be clear about these things though I understand that some girls are possibly ‘bashful’ regarding this and may not want it listed on their profile.

I was debating on whether to leave this review as it is so far the only non positive one of mine but I feel ultimately that these reviews serve to help out fellow punters and that is my intention.

I saw Helen a while ago now and whilst my time with her wasn’t the best time I’ve had at HOD it certainly is nowhere close to the worst.

Things went as normal; oral sex (both giving and receiving) kissing and sex in every position. The whole time Helen really lacked enthusiasm which left me feeling uncomfortable as I like sex to be something I’m doing with someone and not simply to them. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like the girls I’m with to fake at all or roll around like a porn star but I do like them to act as if they are actually interested in partaking in proceedings and unfortunately in this regard Helen felt very distant and detached. At one point however things did improve quite a bit. After performing oral on her for some time Helen appeared to have a genuine orgasm (she assured me she doesn’t fake and I always ask that the girls never do and to please tell me if I’m doing things right or wrong which all have been so far happy to oblige) and after this the kissing became far more deep and intense with her becoming a lot more enthusiastic in general. It’s a real shame she took so long to really warm up as after this the remaining 20 or so minutes of the appointment were rather good.

I had a pleasant chat with Helen for 5 minutes or so in which she made an excellent point of explaining how she felt that escorts aren’t allowed in a way to have off days. You’re always expected to be this perfect fantasy for the person you’re servicing for the next however many minutes and if you’re not feeling well, had a crap client before who treated you poorly or just aren’t in the mood but want the money, you need to stick on a smile and get on with things. This chat was a genuine highlight of the appointment and showed that Helen is clearly Intelligent and it was nice to see things from a working girl’s perspective as I feel it’s all too easy for some men to fail to see them as human beings with thoughts, feelings hopes & dreams and not just machines designed to make you feel good.

Overall my time with Helen was far from bad (I’ve only had one truly awful experience at HOD and that was absolutely not with Helen) I just could not personally recommend her. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a lovely woman with a great body and is really pleasant to spend time with and I’m sure many other punters will really like her.

We clearly didn’t really have chemistry together which is of course something that neither of us could have known before we met and if a spark isn’t there there’s nothing you can really do unfortunately.

I really hope that the House & Helen don’t take this review the wrong way. I’m trying to keep my criticism constructive and Helen is a lovely attractive woman who clearly has her fans I just personally didn’t click with her and felt her enthusiasm was lacking.