Review of Chelsea & Viva of House of Divine, London

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A new flat in the same building as the existing HOD Victoria. Up a couple of flights of stairs. Easy to find if you know where you are going. Inside nice and clean as you’d expect from HOD but a very small and hot room with the bed touching the walls on three sides. Shower facilities clean and well stocked

Viva - very hot. Tall, elegant, pretty and just as good if not better than the pics. Small tits but incredible nipples.

Chelsea - a bit disappointing. Either the pics are old or they have been photoshopped. She’s heavier than the pics suggest and she had poor skin. Also a bit cold and unfriendly.

This is a difficult review to write as I had been looking forward to seeing these two together for a while and I was very excited to be able to finally align diaries and get a booking. I decided that based on previous feedback I should go for the full hour, and I was looking forward to an hour of complete filth with two of the hottest girls around so I happily coughed up my £260 when the girls walked into the room

However, I only got half of what I was looking forward to.

In short Viva was warm, lovely and friendly while being engaged and enthusiastic in bed. Chelsea was cold, unfriendly (verging on rude) and seemed to be just going through the motions.

In terms of activity, we ticked all the boxes with OWO from both girls, sex with both in multiple positions, reverse oral and some enthusiastic deep kissing (from Viva). I particularly enjoyed having the girls take turns to sit on my face while the other sucked my cock – but truly it was only Viva who floated my boat. Chelsea, as well as being not as hot as the pics suggested, verged on being rude. At one point she told me to stop telling her what to do. I’m sorry but I thought that part of the deal was that by paying you get to tell the girls what to do (within reason and respectfully of course).

I can’t stress enough though how good Viva was, and truly I wish I’d spent £260 on two hours with her rather than an hour with both of them. So that’s the reason for my Neutral review – it’s a Yes for Viva, but a No for Chelsea.