Review of Lauren of London

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A studio Flat in an apartment 10 minutes walk from the Knightsbridge tube station. Some renovation work going on and so the stairs leading to the flat were covered in dust sheets.

She is English as described. Young,22 years in the profile sounds about right. Profile says 5'7" and she is hardly 5'3"/5'4". The profile shows a very lean tallish lady and she doesn't fit the profile. She has a good face , and I'm not too fussed about height, so I decided to saty.

I missed out on a girl I was looking for at Hamiltons escorts and accidentally came across this agency. Thought I really liked Lauren's profile and pics, so called the agency who said she works only some evenings but is available the next day at evening for an incall. She is described as 'open minded' in the web site. The price was P.O.A in the website and I was told it is £ 600.00 for an hour. I have once paid £ 500 to London Photo Models and half regretted it; otherwise I have never paid more than £350.00. So this was going to be my most expensive punt.

I made the appointment and went to the apartment in Knightsbridge, called the agency to get the flat No and got in. A studio flat. The girl is described as 5'7 in the website and the pictures show pretty lean arms and legs, that you would associate with a 5'7 / 5'8 lean girl. But Lauren is no taller than 5'3 and the photographs bear no resemblence to her figure. She is not fat, but she is not the figure that you see in the profile. The face is half hidden in the profile, so I can't say if that is her face in the profile. But She is good looking and I'm not fussy about height so I thought I will stay. Friendly banter over, she asked for money, I handed it over, took a shower. I started off by trying to kiss her. She won't even open her mouth ( she doesn't make me feel that she thinks I am repulsive, I know I'm not, so I assume this is what she does all the time). So there was no tongue involved. I stripped her and got into bed with her, started sucking her tits ( the only things that probably fits her profile, they probably are 34D or DD) and she said 'not that hard'. I wasn't being too rough.. Enough of that, I asked her to suck me and she promptly opened the drawer and got the condom out. I asked her 'do you not do with out condom'? and she said she doesn't. So no OWO, no CIM. I am paying £ 600 for a half vanilla... Anyway I asked her to get me up with a covered oral and then I got on with her on top and then a missonary. Finished inside her and as soon as she knew I had come, she started pushing me back for every push I was going for! And then she was saying afterwards, ' that was good..wasn't it,... that was good..yeah'.

I am posting this here as I tried to look this agency up for reviews prior to booking but I couldn't find any. Please do not get ripped off. Avoid the girl as well as this agency.