Review of April of House of Divine, London

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HOD 2, as described in numerous other reviews.

April is a tall, absolutely gorgeous young woman in her 20s with long blonde hair, small but perfect breasts and curves in all the right places. She also possesses a beautiful smile that lights up the room and soulful eyes that you could get lost in.

She is very polite and professional and oozes femininity.

I wasn’t planning on leaving a review for April or indeed visiting her again (not because she is bad, far from it, I just like to experience a new girl each time) but after a very disappointing punt (my first bad one actually) with one of the girls whom I will not name following my visit with April, it has put into perspective just how incredible a woman April really is and how wonderful my time with her was. As a result I have also booked myself in to see her in the not too distant future as a treat and I am counting down the days until I am once again sharing my time with her.

Anyway, onto the punt. Fairly standard I rock up to HOD 2 a bit early and enjoy a shower before heading to the room and waiting for April to arrive. After a short wait in she comes wearing bright red lingerie and stocking and red high heels, greeting me with a kiss and a smile. Money gets sorted immediately and straight into us both getting undressed and laying on the bed for some kissing and fingering foreplay.

I should mention that on this day April was only doing OW as she said that she had a mouth ulcer and didn’t want to take the risk of passing anything on. I’m inclined to believe her as she mentioned this straight away and before she had seen my equipment so I’m sure it had nothing to do with her potentially not wishing to go down on me because of an unpleasant looking member (and I make sure to always shower before meeting the girl, it’s only polite) and I take great pride in my meat-missile and have been told by nearly every woman I have been with that it’s absolutely great. I was a bit disappointed as I was hoping for a CIM finish but I’m happy to go with the flow on this occasion and hopefully when I visit her next I’ll get this.

Getting back to it, after sufficient warming up I ask to go down on April which is probably my favourite things to do in bed. Down I go and I proceed to spend the next 20-30 minutes savouring quite frankly the best RO experience I have had to date. April tasted, smelled and looked absolutely incredible and I could have happily spent longer between her thighs if I had more time. I’ve been told by multiple women that I’m quite good at cunnilingus and though I have a hard time believing that, April seemed to erase all doubts I had about myself as she experienced, from what she told me, a very powerful orgasm that took her completely by surprise. This began from what I can recall with her gentle moaning getting more and more intense with her eventually saying something to the effect of, OMG! You’re going to make me cum! Before pushing my head away from her vulva, back arching, breath being taken and all the other things that accompany a powerful female orgasm. She became extremely sensitive all over her body and I made the mistake of gently going to lick her clitoris one last time which caused her whole body to arch and spasm in reaction and her to almost scream such was the sensitivity of her body at this point. She ended up pulling me onto the bed next to her and kissing me far more deeply and passionately than she had previously and indeed more than I believe any woman has ever kissed me so I must have done something right! We lay in one another’s embrace for about 5 minutes whilst April calmed
Down and regained her senses (she told me that she quite literally just lost all control during the orgasm and forget everything about what she was doing). She went on to explain that she managed to achieve such a powerful orgasm (which is apparently incredibly rare for her) as I had actually listened to everything she had been telling me to do during RO and I had spent more than just 5 minutes between her thighs.

I want to emphasise that I’m not trying to brag here as much as it looks like I am, I’m far from an expert on women but just want to get across that if you listen to and respect what the girl you’re with is doing and telling you, also try to read her body if that makes sense, you’ll be rewarded with a very happy girl who is more eager to please than ever before.

The rest of our time together felt like a blur and consisted of an extremely enthusiastic blowjob (April had said that she felt like she owed me after what I had done to her) with her making a valiant attempt to deepthroat me with us then moving onto the standard PIV in various positions before I went down on her once again briefly for about 10 minutes before managing to finish myself off just in the nick of time in missionary.

Sadly our time together had to come to an end but we had a lovely chat consisting mainly of April continuing to thank me and assuring me that she had an amazing time.

April really is a gem and I was tempted to not write this lengthy review for her in an attempt to keep her mainly to myself but I feel that I owe it to her and to fellow punters to inform you of just how good she is.

If I had to list a criticism (and this is admittedly pathetic of me) the only thing that I can think of is that I wasn’t a fan of the lingerie she was rocking on the day. The bright red didn’t do it for me and I would have much preferred that she was wearing something in black, ideally with stockings and suspenders but this really doesn’t matter as after all within a few minutes we’re both in our birthday suits anyway and April still looks stunning no matter what she wears though I think she looks nicest when she’s wearing nothing but a smile.

Hopefully April reads this and I just want to say thank you so much for being yourself. I loved that you communicated effectively with me as without you doing that I doubt I would have been able to help you achieve what you did and share in no doubt one of the most satisfying times I have ever spent with a woman so far. You are incredible and I cannot wait to spend another hour with you in the very near future.