Review of Chelsea of House of Divine, London

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As previously described.

Very attractive, reportedly Polish which from her appearance seems plausible though in reality she could be from anywhere in Europe, plausibly mid 20s, long straight blonde hair, natural medium-large sized breasts, slim-medium build, shaved between the legs, tall (she towers over me with her working shoes on but slightly shorter without and I'm 6 foot in height).

Her profile photos provide a very good indication of what to expect though not quite a spitting image - Chelsea's more girl next door (check dictionary.com for the definition to ensure we're on the same wavelength when I say this) than femme fatale in looks. She comes across as being warm, polite and friendly in nature with a hint of natural shyness to complete the girlfriend illusion.

In short, my expectations were surpassed enjoying a lovely gfe with a lovely lady.

I have to admit that I wasn't expecting this as my experience of ladies with Barbie type looks, both within the industry and in a private capacity, taught me that many were full of themselves with butter not melting in their mouths. Nothing could have been further than the truth with Chelsea who proved herself to be a delightful person to spend time with.

She came into the room within a couple of minutes of my arrival smiling warmly with her introductory kiss morphing into fk almost immediately while she initiated the action by fondling me between the legs. What followed was plenty of enthusiastic fk/dfk which to me is a vital ingredient of a good session and concluded in the missionary position (covered) so I didn't have to break off from this. In between, we also found a little time for my other favourite activities - owo, fj, rj and frottage.

Chelsea's owo technique was so enjoyable in fact that I had to curtail it a lot earlier than I'd wanted in case proceedings came to a premature end. She unfortunately doesn't do cim but this wasn't an issue - I wasn't expecting it as it's not a service listed on her profile but it would otherwise have been the perfect finish.

She saw me to the front door at the end and planted a kiss on my lips when saying goodbye thus keeping up the gfe illusion right up to the end. As always with an excellent punt, I left with a smile on my face feeling a lot lot better than when I'd arrived.