Review of Valentina of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Clean and tidy with easy and free parking.

Tall Brazillian girl with a nice body.

Second visit to Ego, first was with Jayda who was superb start to finish. After the first good experience with Jayda which was spontanious while passing through I thought it was worth a special trip. I booked 45 mins again this time with Valentina and drove 2.5 hours in Friday traffic for the last appointment. Arriving on time, instead of being taken to the room I was asked to sit in the waiting room for a bit. Valentina was already sitting in there and walked out after 2 mins (didn't know it was her at the time). Straight after Millie the receptionist walked in and said Valentina can only do 30mins as she has a bad back. I thought great just what you want to hear after making a special journey and driving nearly 3 hours. I said well i've drove a long way I may as well leave it being told nobody else was available, disappointed thinking if she has a bad back then will she be ok and really wanting 45 mins after a long journey to relax. Millie says let me check with her again and then comes back saying she can do 45 mins as she has taken medicine for back. I said is she sure. Millie says why don't you just go up to the room and discuss it with her, more of an attempt to keep my money i guess as I was ready to leave. Anyway I spoke with her and saw it was the same girl who walked out the waiting room earlier. I aksed her is she ok to continue etc etc and she said sure but we agreed to do 30 mins just in case as she seemed pleasent, I also came round to the idea it would be a shame to come all this way and get nothing. Also she informs me she hurt her back in the gym a while back with a heavy weight and it wasn't that day as were my first thoughts so I thought it may work. Anyway cut a long story short the service was average and felt more like a reluctance, it was already disappointing from the get go and didn't really recover for me. The B2B didn't really feel like a B2B, rather just some nice strokes and end with a hand job. None of that sexiness at the beginning or throughout, started 6 mins late but finished on time. Really disappointed, especially when trying to choose someone with good reviews. I'm not even sure if it was a bad back or if it was a case of wanting to go home early or not taking to me when she first saw me, liking certain type of guys and wanting to reduce the time. Even if it was a bad back there was plenty of opportunities to tell me, when i first made the 45 min booking which was accepted. When i rang a couple of times on route to notify there is bad traffic and then on the second call wher I moved the appointment by 30 mins so i won't be late and confirming 45 mins is still ok. In addition to this is it right to take peoples money and not provide a complete service if you can't perform correctly due to a back issue. Why not take some time out and get better wanting to ensure your customers get the best. It's not like we are getting it free or at a discounted price to accept a sub standard service, if we are being charged full price the establishment should want to provide their customers the best service and not a case of let him get here and then we'll deal with it. I would have happily chose someone else or came another day. This was my experience hope yours is better.