Review of Fifi of Epsom

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Opposite Epsom station, a block of modern flats. Easy to find and parking is the same building which I paid 3 pounds for 2 hours parking.
Would be a clean flat but once inside, it is dimly lit, slightly smell of damp however perfectly acceptable.

Fifi is Chinese, from Beijing, average height, normal size. When she first greeted, I was very tempted to leave as she looks older at first. I would say she is around late 20's - early 30's from her body but her face looks slightly older maybe from all the years of experience. I big minus point from me is the saggy tits. Obviously this is something you won't see until money is exchanged. Also natural unshaven bush if you're into this.

So my missus is away for few weeks so I was looking for a place to visit in the last few days. From my experience with ace massage, around 2 years ago punting near Kingston area, it was actually quite good. Taking on aboard my few good experiences with these places (ace massage, random asian girl pics that never represent the same girls, weekly changeover so fresh faces, hit and miss depending on who is working that week etc.) I thought i take another chance and try them again. My options were either Epsom Tokyo girls or similar setup in Colliers wood. Both had mature Chinese woman on the phone giving me details of the girl working this week. Colliers wood had Japanese, 24, busty, slim etc and Epsom had 23, Chinese, slim etc. So I knew the 'Japanese' girl would likely be fake and what seems to be a more up front description of a girl I decided to go and see.
So booked on the phone in the morning and headed over with good comms with the other lady, and found my way in.
As mentioned about the girl briefly, Fifi does look older at first. She greeted me in and walked into one of the room where I think someone is occupying the other room for security. This is very common for these oriental massage/WG setup. Fifi speak very little English. Sometime this is no issue when most within reasonable level of service is met. However when there are lot of restrictions and no go zone (no touching tits, cunt etc) this is a big issue.

After going full naked, received massage on the back and front with some baby oil and on with the rubber, she pointed me to get up and do the work. I'm fine with that but I do like to start cowgirl but I guess she was just too lazy to do this. I couldn't talk her to do anything else with language barrier so you tend to go along with her instructions by this point.
When ever I move my hand to touch anything, it's absolute no no. This is huge turn off for me cause now I have to concentrate not to touch anything that might set off an alarm. Conscious fucking is not what I enjoy.
So my little friend is slowly disinterested in the whole thing and I had to resort to her wanking me off.. during which again no touching pussy.. I was kind of allowed to grab her sagging tits at this point maybe she just gave up..
By this time, I was concentrating on self tuning my mind to find pleasure somewhere in this experience. Luckily I managed to find some element of eroticisim in this and finished off.

Right after, got dressed, no chance of casual chit chat, came out of the building and lit up a cigarette and looked up at the sky and wondered 'why oh why.. ' (' ') /