Review of Kristi of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Location is fine - rooms are pleasant, showers could be better.
Hostesses are very welcoming and offered to get me a drink. Which was brought in by Kristi.

Stunning. My jaw genuinely dropped and eyes lit up when I first saw her. (This is written after my second visit to her as it seems unjust she only has 1 review - I tried to book her the week in between but she wasn't available.)
Really bright, captivating blue eyes and lips that really make you want to break Ego's no kiss policy (I assume there is one?!). Kristi's body is slim and toned (she says she doesn't go to the gym but I'm doubtful about that) with a lovely pert pair of tits and her arse...
I've seen a couple of the girls at Ego, and they are beautiful (I get the impression from reading reviews that often pictures on these sites can overstate beauty a bit, but Ego's girl's are genuinely good looking girls) and Kristi is absolutely gorgeous. She says she looks better at the start of the day like, but I'm pretty sure she's just fishing for compliments!

Kristi is a lovely girl, interesting, witty and intelligent (although doesn't seem particularly interested in Physics which is a shame!). I really enjoy talking to and get on really well with her (if she is faking rapport then she still deserves credit as she's doing a great job!).

I'd not really lost the smile from my face from two weeks ago, when I first met Kristi, when I arrived for this visit and when I heard her come in my anticpation levels went through the roof! Fortunately she remembered me, I'd probably have cried if she didn't haha.

Don't let the trainee tag put you off as she is an excellent masseuse - superior to many massages I've had in the past (I should probably point out I'm 30 and my normal sports masseuse cancelled an appointment a couple of months ago and I stumbled across Ego by accident looking for a mainstream massage on Google and thought sod it, I'll treat myself! And have been back 6 times). Just to reiterate the massage is excellent, regardless of the additional benefit on offer.
Including the additional benefit, Kristi had worked me up a treat during the massage with a variety of teasing techniques. To be fair I fancy her so much she could've been reading the bible in a 3 piece suit and I'd have still had a bone haha.

I was accused of not being very tactile and had my hands forcibly placed on her peachy rump, which I thought rude not to caress, along with her thighs and calves. I couldn't have resisted running my hands along her body so was always going to offer her a massage anyway, but enjoyed being told off all the same!

She enjoys a firm massage which she was quite explicit about, and is very responsive to massage. I didn’t know where to run my hands - I was like a kid in a sweet shop! I opted to start off on her upper back (seems less pervy) and she is certainly tactile when receiving a massage! So my intention to spend time up there went out the window- I don't think I was that horney when I lost my virginity. So there I was firmly massaging lower and lower down her back, running my hands along her curves and down her sides (get a bit of boobs - she leaned slightly do I could get to them more easily!) until I got to her backside and legs - all the time with her squeezing my my rock solid cock.

Could've spent all day massaging her. If I ever win the lottery that's probably one of the first things I'll treat myself to.

Needless to say I left again with a massive smile intact that may take some time to subside.