Review of Michelle of Erotic Studio, Birmingham

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Location was great. nice clean rooms. Almost like a converted terraced house.

I booked to see Celeena, michelle was apparently her "sister". However, Celeena is "arabic/british" and Michelle is full British. She is tall, but has severe cellulite and stretch marks and small sagging breasts. Her pussy was shaved and surprisingly good.

I booked in advanced to see Celeena with about 4 hours notice. On arrival i was told that i was mistaken (even though the madame who i spoke to, but a few hours before told me the name - which i looked up on the website) and was instead offered michelle her "sister". Definitely no blood relation and certainly the much less experienced of the two. She seemed very nervous. Started by giving a "massage" ( no oil, lightly moving her hands over my back). I turned over to receive some very unenthused OWO. No suction and no depth (just the tip).
On went the condom and i asked her to start on top. She wasn't bad but certainly wasn't tight. I asked her to remove her bra since i have a thing for small breasts and i like to suck them. This was a huge mistake, it looked like they were only half inflated.

i flipped her over and tasted her. She was surprisingly wet and the reverse oral seemed to warm her up a bit (still no kissing though). I did my best to finish ASAP in missionary and she seemed genuinely disappointed i stopped so soon. I caught what i thought was her saying "that wasn't actually bad" in a mumbled tone.

The rest of the time we just talked. She's not very bright having recently lost her passport and assuming it wasn't a big deal. She talked about her boyfriend (which is never a turn on) who thinks she's only dancing.

I ended up feeling sorry for her and angry at the madame. I'm young and polite so i think she assumed i wouldn't mind. What annoyed me most was that i saw much hotter girls getting ready through the window as i entered.

I won't make the mistake of booking in advance if i go back and will certainly only take 30 minutes.