Review of Miriam of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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The well known block in Chelsea about 10 mins walk from South Kensignton.

Small Romaian woman about 5 foot 3 in height and mid to late twenties. Agency stats on this site are accurate (apart from age) but she has black hair. Body not particularly toned though. Slightly arabic looking in the way some of them are. Bedroom was sparse and lacking in any atmosphere. She wore a tight black dress and was disappointingly naked underneath with no nice underwear.

Decided to do a pre xmas punt. With nobody on AW I fancied the look of I reluctantly I went the agency route. I chose Miriam because I've seen her before and she has (or rather had) quite a hot little petite and toned body even though facially not really my type and I didn't really want to risk the money on a "fresh off the boat" girl. I have had good service from her before and she has been friendly and willing.
I'm afraid to say she is probably quite jaded now. Also she's not as toned as before and her breasts which were quite small anyway don't have much shape or form now she's slightly heavier. First pop she did the necessary with a bit of kissing with tongue, OW and doggy style. Then in between the two pops I there was an uncomfortable silence punctuated with questions that she had no real interest (feigned or otherwise) in the answers. With no music or anything to break the monotony whilst I worked out if I could cum again, I asked for and got a pathetic five minute massage. With absolutely no connection I didn't really feel the desire to kiss her again so I didn't get turned on enough for sex and she had to finish me off with a handjob. I showered and probably left with ten minutes to go.
Before I would have said a neutral before but this is really too much money to spend on this kind of service with a woman with average looks and body. I broke my rule of visiting a girl who has been here well over a year and paid dearly for it.