Review of Patsy & Anna of Sexy Asian Escorts London, London

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Nice, clean, well-kept, large basement flat in Paddington, with a discreet, low-level entrance. Large shower, which could easily accomodate 2, if not 3 people.

In a phrase? Thai dynamite.

Patsy is a remarkably welcoming, friendly, and kind-natured girl, with an extremely seductive side. Very easy to talk to, with a very calm manner; she clearly knows what she's doing. Fairly good English, I find it relatively easy to communicate with Patsy. Only being here for less than a year, her English is better than some Thai girls I've met, who've been in-country for considerably longer (and she seems to be constantly improving; it was nice to hear her singing along to some English-language music, during this encounter). Patsy also possesses a great pair of amazing, enhanced, porn star breasts; a superb behind to grab hold of (although, she's by no means fat or even close); and delightful, shapely legs, all with a pretty, young face to top it all off. I'd say she looks to be in her mid-twenties. In a nutshell: sexy as hell.

As for Anna, she's only been here 2 months, but she seems to be settling in well. A little bit on the quiet side compared to Patsy, but I'd say this is to be expected, seeing that she hasn't had as much time to practice her English; she certainly isn't shy, and this appears to be purely a language thing. Personality-wise, a very attentive (as is Patsy too), extremely warm and friendly girl. Quite slim-figured, Anna doesn't have as big a bum to grab as Patsy, nor large breasts, but what she does have is the most peach-like little rear, and a lovely pair of small-ish, yet very perky boobs. An extremely pretty girl, she looks around 19-20, with some of the smoothest skin I've ever had the pleasure of rubbing up next to. Very much your cute, yet impeccably sexy 'girl next door' type.

Now, I've not done a great deal of punting to compare (only around 20 girls, mostly Thai), but I'm just going to come out with it straight away and declare this as by far the best punt I've ever had. To put it lightly, I virtually floated my way back to Paddington station (excuse the pun). Having seen Patsy on her own 3 times before, I knew this was going to be a pretty good night, but I really wasn't expecting this level of bliss.

My heavenly evening begun with Patsy greeting me at the door, wearing the black stockings and thong, along with high heels, that I'd requested when booking. After inviting me in, and a warm hug with kissing followed by a bit of chit-chat, I was led into the bedroom to meet Anna, similarly dressed, who welcomed me in the same manner. After exchanging money and a bit more saliva with this gorgeous pair, I took a quick shower (alone, but my choice as I don't like to faff about in there, as Patsy was already aware), and quickly returned to the bedroom to get down to business. As a note, I have no doubt what so ever, that both girls would have joined me in the shower, had I requested them too.

Next it was straight back to some french kissing with both girls, but that didn't last too long, as I couldn't wait to have Patsy suck my cock (Patsy gives the most expert blow job I've experienced, but I'll elaborate more on that in a bit) whilst I dined on Anna's delightful, wet pussy; both girls moaning with pleasure, and Anna egging me on to lick her more. Following this, I had them swap places, but not before they both simultaneously massaged my cock and balls with their mouths, switching over whilst doing so. Anna's oral skills were remarkably superb, not as flawless as Patsy, but given time under the latter's expert tuition, I'm certain she'll be just as phenomenal at giving head. I should also add, that there was no wiping down of my cock, at all, whilst the girls attended to it with their ever so lovely mouths.

This was all getting a bit too much for me, and I couldn't restrain myself from fucking them any longer, so on went the raincoat and without hesitation, with her feet on my shoulders, Anna allowed me to fuck her sweet little pussy, whilst kissing Patsy's mouth and fantastic tits, until I was pumping away so hard that I couldn't concentrate on anything else but Anna. More of the same followed, but this time into Anna's superbly tight backdoor from behind, all the time Patsy getting herself off next to us and both girls moaning away. I'm a one-shot guy and I didn't want to come too early, so after a while of this I decided it was time to fuck both of Patsy's holes and what a glorious fuck it was, especially pounding away, bouncing on and off of that sensational bum of hers, with Anna paying the utmost attention to me with just the best DFK, with me intermittently sucking her cute little breasts, until I was fucking Patsy so hard that kissing Anna wasn't possible for me. I was in absolutely ecstasy, to say the least.

By this time, after a rather long, and physically exerting morning and afternoon, I was beginning to tire. Sometimes, I get too exhausted before coming to finish without anything other than HR, but there was no way in hell these magnificent beauties were going to allow me to leave without emptying my load with the help of one of their orifices (not that this has ever been a problem for me when seeing Patsy in the past; she's always managed to help me climax in her pussy or arse). So, with the fatigue setting in, I asked to have Patsy return to expertly attending to my cock with her mouth, whilst I once again snacked on Anna's delectable pussy. Initially, I only intended to carry on like this for a few minutes, whilst I got my breath back (and then return to some more pussy/ass fucking), the main reason being that in all my years no girl has ever managed to bring me to climax using her mouth, but today it seemed Patsy had other ideas. After 10 minutes or so of feasting away on one of the sweetest, softest, and wettest pussies I've been lucky enough to taste, Patsy's exceptional oral skills were just too much for to me take and all I could do was explode everything I had into her mouth, with her duly proceeding to swallow the lot. To say that I was very happy with this would be a monumental understatement.

With around 15 minutes left, I was left to reflect on the rapture hat had just occurred, whilst cuddling, kissing and chatting away on the bed. It then wasn't too long, around 5 minutes left (it was actually me doing the clock-watching, the girls didn't seem to care in the slightest about the time), before I was aroused enough again to decide that I wanted to have another shot at Anna's pussy, in the hope that the short time remaining would be enough for a second pop. Alas, by no fault of Anna (she kept me hard as rock the entire time, with both girls trying their hardest to get me there), it wasn't to be and I was just too out of breath and tired to continue for more than a few minutes; there's always another time. Another quick shower, some more cuddling and kissing and I was on my way, bearing, quite possibly, the biggest smile in central London that evening.

In all, an absolutely flawless evening, for me, and I cannot credit the girls enough for the unprecedented level of service which they both provided. Quite simply, an absolutely immaculate evening that I cannot imagine ever forgetting.