Review of Celina of London

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Flat in a slightly run-down building but good neighbourhood. (Apparently now works out of a different place.)

Photos on website are a bit photoshopped and of course from best angle. Those that show her longish face are probably best to give you a good idea what to expect. She looks nice enough, but definitely better in 2D than in 3D.

The visit was a bit of a let down. I had good experience with the agency and the booking was handled very professionally. Unfortunately, Celina was not as good. She was a bit disorganised when I arrived, with her stuff lying around everywhere, including on the bed, and she still trying to get ready for the visit. I had asked for a latex outfit and she wore a cloth catsuit: sure that was sexy too, but not what I had requested (and I am sure that was not the agency's fault). I got into some small talk to break the ice and then took a shower. When I got back, she wanted me to lie down immediately and began with some manual work. Work is really what she did - not much interest from her or any attempts at trying to make it particularly pleasant. I thought asking for a vibrator might be a good idea but the thing had no batteries and so we dropped that. She then proceeded with some OWO, unfortunately very mechanical as well. When I played with her breasts, which are nice indeed, she did not want me to suck the nipples, just allowing light kissing them - a pity, given that I would have enjoyed that. Afterwards we had sex. But as she also "worked" her way through that, I did not attempt multiple positions and just climaxed as soon as I could.
So while she is not as good looking as on the photos, she won't win any prizes for action either. During the whole visit she was unconnected and mechanical. Shortly after I saw her, she hiked her hourly rate to £250 and just today I saw that she is now on 300, which leads me to write this review. How anyone could want to pay so much for below average service is beyond me. At half that rate one gets to be with nice looking girls who are more attuned to their job. I guess it might be that enough guys choose from the website alone and she does not need repeat customers.