Review of Emily of House of Divine, London

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HOD2 isn't in a great place. Quite a long way from the tube and not that safe when dark. Absolutely no parking nearby whatsoever til after 6.30pm

The photos on the HOD website are very generous to Emily. Her figure is much fuller than that shown. Usually HOD offer fair representation but not this time.

I have spent lots of time with lots of HOD girls at Sth Ken. First trip to Warwick Avenue and Im not encouraged.

I was excited and looking forward to a sexy dirty time with a hot blonde... what I got was this;

I arrived at 6.26 as requested 'not too early' - let in by the now less than friendly Amy. Shown to back room. Asked for and had shower.

6.36 waiting for Emily. she arrives and was wearing the dress I asked for.
It was a couple of uncomfortable minutes - she didnt ask what I wanted nor hotted thinsg up - and Im an easy going chap.. Light FK, no passion or interest.

I took the lead but was doing all the work.
OWO was ok ish but not deep, not wet - quite light.
I asked if she had showered before I asked for 69 and her reply was not convincing. So I asked again and then said can we do 69 and she went off to the bathroom for 2 mins. Hmm, that's not a great sign.

I sped it up keen to leave, Emily was just not giving any real effort. Perhaps an off day but she seemed simply going through the motions.

OWO to 69 to doggy - which was fairly good but lots of fake oh an ah - and instead of prolonging I came over her ass. She lay there. I was 6.55pm - 20 mins to go.

We had a long chat -no effort by her whatsoever to feel me up or kiss or offer a BJ. Nada. Zip.

What I did get was a lot of chat from a pleasant northern girl about her partying, that she loves London and that she went out with her mates last night. it was like having my sister to chat to but this one sat on the bed naked! Not interested love - be a sexy dirty blonde girl for 40 mins and sure lets have a laugh and a bit of chat for 5, but i expected top line sex, not a life story, and simply didn't get it.

I know HOD is a superb establishment (12 visits) but this was rubbish.
Im going to email Mr D.