Review of Nico of London

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Well known apartment-hotel block on Sloane Avenue

Plain oriental woman of indeterminate age

Over the last few years of punting it is good to see that the vast majority of agencies have given up the disreputable practice of using fake photos. Whilst some are still a little over-enthusiastic in the photo-shop department, you can at least be reasonably sure these days that the girl in the photo is the same girl as the one you will see. It seems that most have realised that an unhappy customer is unlikely to return. There is however one notable exception to the steady march of progress and virtue and that is the Asian Escort Agency. There are some honorable exceptions. But far too many Asian agencies still use fake photos of obscure Japanese models who have never been within 12,000 miles of London. This agency ("Asian Escorts Massage") is a typical offender. The girls shown on their webpage are all young and pretty. This alone should have rung alarm bells (the genuine Asian agencies will always have at least a few ladies who look a bit long in the tooth). But "Nico" looked so cute that hope prevailed over experience and off I trotted. Of course the woman who answered the door bore not the slightest relationship to the gorgeous creature shown on the webpage. Whether "Nico" actually exists I have no idea, but at all events this visit was a total waste of time. Avoid this agency and its ilk.